1. raisinbrandy:

    i see a lot of posts on tumblr along the lines of “let’s watch movies and make out” and yeah i can see the fun in that if the movie is boring but if the movie is REALLY GOOD and has a lot of intense action scenes or dialogue then don’t kiss me don’t tOUCH ME DON’T LOOK AT ME BECAUSE YOU BETTER BE WATCHING THE GODDAMN CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE ON THE SCREEN WE CAN HAVE SEX AFTER THE AVENGERS SAVE THE CITY

    (via over-th3-mooon)

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  3. not-burnie:

    Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix


    (Source: kaijuno, via destineddesperado)

    • *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
    • friend: you good?
    • *i look up slowly*
    • me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….
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  6. 3freefromlimits:



when bae mad at you

the cat’s face…

this never gets old
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  9. That moment after a shower where you lay down on your bed in your towel and you refuse to put clothes on.

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